I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
“Hey Dork.”
“I am not a dork.”
“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”
“Whats up buttholes”
“Shut up Loser”
“Hey maaaan”
“Hey maaaaan”
Or
“Hey stoop-stoops”
“No”
“Who are you?”
“Hey shithead”
“Hey dickface”
“Whaddup slut”
*Hey ‘name of sibling’*
*Get out of my room*
“Hey nerd”
“What do you want”
“Sup bitch”
“Fuck off”
*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*
“what”
“what do you want for dinner”
That last one!!!
[Extends my fist out to you. Something is enclosed within my hand] :)
[Opens my palm]
It’s pumpkin season guise.
FEED THE PUMPKINS
the increased dinging when treats don’t arrive quick enough
Me, honestly
The intense look on the tuxedo cat’s face
Tuxedo cat did not come to play
